Sunday, August 18, 2013

Responses to Thor Lund's What I've Learned About Women Post and Controversy

The long and controversial post of  Thor Lund, University of Texas former student body president has caused quite a stir.  Thor has shared his thoughts in the most unforgiving place in the universe, the internet.  Seems like the world is being rough on the Thor.  When it is all over what have we learned?  We look forward to thoughts from the Thor.

Some have reacted to the post in a not so positive way.  here is the title of the Austinist piece on the Thor piece "Former UT Student Body President and Current Douchbag Mansplains All Women"
not much love there.  but i do love "Mansplains".

Have a read make up your own mind then read the responses.

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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

What I've learned about Women

I have deleted the post because it has cost me one of my very closest friendships. The most incredible woman I have ever met and who will some day be the first woman President is both ashamed and embarrassed by what I have wrote. It was never my intention to offend anyone, and I stand by the fact that you should always love and treat women with respect. They are the mothers (or not if that is what they choose) of the future generation. There is no single greatest gift to life and the continuation of the human race than a mother's love. My heart aches over the loss of my friendship with this particular individual. She has done more for me in my times of most need than anyone I know. I am sorry I have offended and ashamed her and I will regret each and every day posting my tongue-in-cheek thoughts that cost a true genuine and loving relationship. 
Peace. Go vegan.

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Wednesday, August 14, 2013
What I've learned about Women


Before we get started let's get one thing straight. If you do not love women, stop reading. Seriously, close the web page and don't even waste your time. If you are reading this because you want to learn some new pick up lines, or want to get girls to brag to your bros about, or even just want sexual pleasure then stop. Go eat a dick and gargle some balls. Then never reproduce, because you are the kind of person that turns in to a shitty father and ruins America for everyone else. Honestly, to continue reading you must proclaim out loud "I sincerely and absolutely love women with all my heart. Every single one of them, even the fat ones, not just Beyonce and Halle Berry." Then say out loud "Do I love all women?" if yes, keep reading. If no, then stop. Maybe means no as well, and no means no, and while we are on that subject lets talk about it. No always mean no. If a woman says those two letters together, you stop whatever it is you are doing, thank her for letting you spend time with her, and leave. Don't even look at her one more second. She said no, she means it, get the fuck out.

Okay, so the people who love women are still with us. I love women, a lot. I love when they look at me, talk to me, and laugh at me. I used to think it was because I just loved them and I, like every other male in the whole entire world is motivated by their attention. Seriously think about it, did Bill Clinton become President because he wanted the world's most stressful job? No he did it because he wanted to get head in the oval office. Every single thing that has ever happened is because of a woman. Wars are fought over them, songs are written for them, I'm going to go out on a limb and say Michael Jordan would not be the greatest NBA player in history if it wasn't because he loved women. They are all of life's motivation. They create life, they care for the young, and you better believe that your mother is the single greatest person in your life, because she carried your lazy ass for nine months inside of her! You started out so helpless that she literally had to give you her breast milk! So, love your mother, and every other woman that will some day be a mother.

As time has gone on and I have talked to my friends who are intellectual I have found that there is actually a deep inner pain within myself that causes me to love women and their attention so much. That inner pain is that I have mommy issues. Ever since my brothers and sisters were born, it has been mostly "wow triplets! that is the coolest thing ever!" Thank God I was named Thor and I sometimes get a "oh thats a cool name" because if I was named Clark, I would have serious problems. In all honesty though, I have a deep subconscious longing for attention from females. I think this is because in my mind there is nothing I can do that will ever fully make my mother proud of me. Why did I go to UT and major in engineering? My mom said it would be wise. Why did I run for student body president? My mom would be proud. Why am I trying to become a millionaire? So my mom will admit that I am not the worst financial planner in the world and so I can send her on vacation and she can say "I am proud of you." The single greatest feeling in the whole world is making your mother proud, and thats why my entire commencement speech was centered around my mother and her infinite wisdom. But the point of all this rambling is that there is a deep inner reason for my love of attention and self-centeredness. I don't like everyone looking at me because I think I am cool, I like everyone looking at me because subconsciously I don't get enough approval from my mother. I know she is proud of me and she loves me, but honestly I could be President of the United States and somehow I would still find a way to upset her. This past weekend she told me not to talk too much at dinner because I take over conversations and ruin every one else's time. When I left my house four hours ago, I had put her in a bad mood because she had to pay $400 to keep me from getting arrested because I had two outstanding speeding tickets and missed both court dates. So in conclusion, I love my mom, she is proud of me, but whatever it is that causes me to screw up so much is the reason I crave attention. And I satisfy that need by sending out as much love as I can to the girls around me.

Now these mommy issues don't come without consequences. I talk too much, I usually only want to talk about myself and what I am doing, and I attract girls with daddy issues. I'm not going to fight any of those things, I'm going to live with them and use them to my advantage. I talk too much, but I've learned to make it interesting, I only want to talk about myself but I have learned how to include others in conversation and what I am doing, and I find the girls with daddy issues and for a couple hours give them the attention that their father never did. They take out their pent up issues on me in a number of different ways, mostly sexual, and then when I don't text them enough they call me a pompous asshole, but at least we had a fun while it lasted.

Alright so enough about me, lets dive into women as a whole. They are complex and beautiful creatures. They bring life and they take life. They will make you feel like the most amazing person in the world, and then they will rip your heart out and make you cry. Thats the cycle of life. It goes up and down. The same goes for women, they go up and down, and they make you happy and sad. Even when you find the one you want to spend your entire life with and create a family with, you are still going to fight and cry and hate each other sometimes. But at the end of the day, if you have managed to marry your best friend then you have won. Because unless you are vegan, you aren't going to stay young and beautiful forever. Some day those perky breasts are going to sag below the belt line, and that toned ass is going to be all wrinkly and disgusting. At that point its not about the sexual attraction, its about the emotional attachment and waking up every day knowing that you are at least going to laugh and have a good time once more before you fall over and die.

Th thing I love most about women and trying to convince them to kiss me is that at the core of it, if you can get a girl over to your place and somehow manage to have her take her clothes off, she will be truthful with you. It is hard to lie to someone who is lying naked next to you. Girls are lying all day long. They lie about their feelings, their weight, how much cardio they did, and what they think of their best friends oversized purse. But at the end of the day, when I get a girl back to my place, she will tell the truth about what she wants to do when she grows up, what her family is like, what her city is like, and why she has that stupid oversized purse. At the end of the day that builds trust and that builds relationships. That is what you want, you don't want some story to tell your homeboys about. You want a real beautiful and complex female counterpart to trust you and think of you as their friend. That is why even though half the girls I've been with hate my guts and think I'm a sleazy asshole, they still talk to me when I call them, they still laugh at my jokes, and they still remember the brief time we shared, even if it was only thirty seconds before I barfed all over them. I bet even the most psycho chick I ever was with, who plotted to denounce me in front of the student government assembly, still remembers the time we watched shawshank redemption together and then I took her for crepes the next day. If you are reading this I know you remember those crepes! and then you made fun of me because I was petting all the dogs in the food truck park, but for at least a couple hours you enjoyed life and even though I never did buy you that sandwich you wanted, some day you will tell your kids "I dated the U.S President when he was 21." …. just kidding i'm not running for U.S. President, and we were not dating! If one more person calls you my ex-girlfriend I'm going to pull my hair out.

So without further adieu, here are my rules for women…

1. "When you realize women make absolutely no sense, it all makes sense." - Thor Ericson Lund
Women are counterintuitive. That is on purpose. If you could logically attract a woman, then all the engineers would win and our society would be wimpy, socially awkward, and have no clue how to match their socks with their outfit. Instead women have evolved our millions of years to be able to pick out the snakes from the lovers and protectors. Eve was pretty crappy at distinguishing the two. She ate from the snake's hand. Humanity suffered as a result, but we have evolved and now women can smell snakes from a mile away. If you are trying to sleep with a woman, she knows. How? Because your eyes are wide, you are drooling, and staring right down her shirt. There are only three places you should ever look at a woman. The first is her eyes, because you can tell if she is interested in you or not with the eyes. The second is her neck because it is the most sensitive part of her body and you want to check for an adams apple. If she has one of those, she is most likely a man so you should avoid trying to sleep with her/him. The third and most important place you can look at a woman is her toes. Why? Because the toes tell all. If her feet are pretty and her nails are painted then you can assume the rest of her body is well groomed and cleaned. If she has gross feet, then chances are she has gross you know what and you will want to avoid that at all costs. If you can't see her toes, go to the hands. You may touch them if the opportunity presents itself (seriously though, if I find out any of you did that stupid pick up artist palm reading bullshit I will be so mad, that stuff is for lame old guys who can't get normal girls), if her hands are smooth and soft, then that is a good sign. If they are manly, check the neck for an adams apple. If they are sweaty, then she is probably nervous which could work in your favor, if they are calm and non sweaty then she is a winner and she probably knows what she is doing so turn your A-game on. In all seriousness, don't look at a woman's chest or ass. She knows, her boyfriend knows, and every other girl in the bar is watching you check her out and saying to herself "That guy is sleazy and I don't want to sleep with him." So focus on the eyes, they tell the whole story anyway. Don't even dare go down to the lips, you will start drooling, its inevitable. We men are like dogs, we can't not drool when that dinner bell is ringing. So don't tempt yourself, stay on the eyes.

There is good news from all this as well. Women can also spot a real man from a mile away. How does she know? He carries himself with unshakeable confidence, he is nonchalant and relaxed. He makes sure everyone else has a good time, he is treating the women he is with like actual human beings and not pieces of meat, he is a little cocky but not douchey, and you can damn well bet he is making people laugh. If you can get a woman to laugh at something (not self depricating though) you are like 75% of the way there.

But why is it like this? Why do women have to be so confusing? The answer is science, or something like that. Attraction is a not a choice, women don't sit around before they go out and say "hmmm well I think tonight I am going to hook up with Joe because he is smart and nice and I like his brown hair." No, in less than a second a woman is either attracted to someone or she isn't. The reason it is this way is because back in the day when we were hunting and gathering with our fellow neanderthals, women had to develop an acute sense of what type of man she met. She couldn't sit around and ponder the pros and cons of each caveman she came in contact with. She had to know in a snap instant whether this guy was going to love her and leave her or whether he was going to get her pregnant and stick around to protect and feed the tribe. We don't protect or feed the tribe like our ancestors did way back in the early days of humanity, but the evolutionary subconscious attraction switch still turns on or off just like it did when we were chasing wooly mammoth.

So the best way to think about women and how to get them to be attracted to you is to do the exact opposite of what you think. If you really like her, tell her you can't stand her. If you think she is pretty, make fun of her oversized purse and ask her if she keeps a parachute inside it. If she is the nicest girl you've ever met, tell her that you don't like it that she is so mean to young children. Seriously its so simple, do the opposite. Every other frat guy out there is going to say "you are so pretty, can I buy you a drink?" he just got friend zoned because he is like everyone else, and he asked for her permission. Instead walk up to a girl and say "hey you seem like no one will be your friend, so I'll let you buy thirty seconds of my time. I'll take a whiskey coke." She is going to be so confused because you aren't needy and asking for her permission. Instead you are assuming she is going to buy you a drink because you are in fact the catch, and she is just some loser. Seriously, try that line out. It will work. How do I know? That's how I get drunk without taking any money downtown. The only time I buy a woman a drink is if it is a whole group of them, or she is with a couple guys that I want to befriend. Even then I usually don't buy her one. Needy guy will say "oh I bought you this super expensive vegas bomb because you are so hot, please talk to me." I say "Yeah I got all your friends a drink, but I didn't get you one because you are frowning too much." Her mind is literally blown because she thinks she is the center of the universe and I just told her she wasn't. The rest of the night she is trying to prove herself, I am continually reminding her that she isn't that cool and that it will never work out between us. She then tries to prove me wrong by getting me to bring her home. She proves me wrong again by getting me to kiss her, but in reality I am the winner because I have just used reverse psychology on her the entire night, made a game of it, and gotten really drunk for free.

2. Your only goal is to have fun
I never go out thinking about who I am going to hook up with or which girl I want to see. I only have one thought. That is, "How can I have the most fun possible?" Seriously, if you make it your number one goal every time to go out and have as much fun as you possibly can you will attract too many girls and they will come home with you effortlessly. Why? Because that is what everyone wants. Fun! That is why we are in college, not to learn (just kidding), it is to have fun. Why do people love animal house? Why do they love getting drunk and waking up in a ditch? Why do girls go to dirty 6th on their 21st and jump up on a bar with their ass hanging out and take a tequila shot out of a dildo? Because it is fun!!

3. Stop trying
If you are trying to hook up with a girl, then you lose and you won't do it. Girls only come effortlessly. There is no winning them. Do you think Ryan Gossling planned out a great way to swoon whoever that chick was in the notebook? No, he jumped on the carnival ride and acted like a dummy, and then I think rode around in a boat in the rain and then ran towards her in slow motion, picked her up, swung her around, and did her in a dirty barn. That wasn't meticulously calculated! That was all spontaneous, and he wasn't trying at all. When you start treating one girl like she is special you will lose her. Women are special as a whole, but individually they are not, except for your sisters and mom and wife. Those ones are special. But regular girls at college and the bars, they aren't special. Newsflash for everyone who is so in love with the first girl they met. I can find one hundred million girls that look just like her but speak two languages. They live in Europe and they can cook way better than your so called perfect woman. Even I forget this sometimes. This is how I lost my second real girlfriend, and how I creeped out a beautiful young charming woman just last month. The first was my second real girlfriend, I treated her like she was the only woman in the whole world that mattered, she was so special that I didn't care that she was hooking up with other guys, or that I had become her bitch and I did all sorts of manual labor during the day for her so that she could go out at night and sleep with whoever she met on sixth. It sucked, but I learned a lot. Now I'm the guy hooking up with the girlfriend. Not my fault, I tried to be a nice boy, it doesn't work. Girls hate nice clingy boys who do everything they want. It doesn't make sense but that is how it is. Okay so I still haven't learned. I met a girl just this summer. She is incredible, definite girlfriend material. She is smart, ambitious, religious, comes from a very good family, she is innocent, she laughs at my joke, she has the body of a goddess, and she has a boat!! But I tried too hard to get her. I flirted too hard, I tried to hang out with her too much and she got creeped out and told me to stay away. It sucks because we would've had a great relationship, but the point is that because I treated her special and wanted to spend time with her, she told me I suck and now I spend zero time with her. Moral of the story: Stop trying to get girls and you will get plenty.

Okay thats it. If you can follow those three simple rules you will be amazed at what will happen. When I was a freshmen I didn't get it. I thought logically girls should like me because I was ambitious, smart, and nice to them. Nope that is the recipe for clingy weirdo. Back then I couldn't buy a girlfriend. Now I have three, and they are all 9s or 10s. Okay they aren't my girlfriends, but I am dating them, sort of. Is that so horrible? No it isn't because each of them also have other boys they are hooking up with and I'm pretty sure one of them has a boyfriend. They all know that I am seeing multiple people and if they don't like it they will stop texting me. That is the name of the game. Have as many girls as you want as long as they are cool with it. Don't lie to them. I tell all of them up front that they aren't the only one and that if they don't like that then we will stop seeing each other. Lots of them leave at that point, but some stick around because they are like female versions of me and they appreciate the honesty and also appreciate dating multiple people at the same time. Some day I will find someone who is worth it and I will give up the other girls. But right now, they are each unique, I love them all, and when they are with me they have my undivided attention and affection.

I'm sure everyone has at least heard of that pick up artist show. That is stupid, don't listen to those guys. You are going to get exactly zero girls by doing magic tricks and telling fake made up stories. I rely on basically one or two lines when I go out and they usually work. If you think they are stupid and will never work, that is fine. But I have 25+ female witnesses who can attest to the fact that I convinced them I was a cool guy, if even only for a long enough amount of time to make out with her before barfing all over blind pig. That actually happened, I started kissing her, then I barfed on her and got escorted out the back. It is really awkward when I see her around now.

The world's greatest pick up line is this:


followed by

"What is your name?"

you respond with

"My name is…."

now you are talking to a girl that you previously did not even know. Congratulations you have beat out half the guys in the bar already. Now just don't screw it up. Do that by choosing from the following list of questions:

"Where are you from?"
"What is your major?"
"What is it like growing up in…."
"Are you in a sorority or spirit group?"
"Who do you know here?"
"What grade are you in?"
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"What do you think of the new Beyonce song?"
"Describe your perfect man."
"Do you like technology?"

Notice all of these questions are open ended except the last one. That is because it gives her a chance to talk while you try not to barf. To be honest, I usually only make it to like the second one before I'm not paying attention to what she is saying and by question three I have transitioned to "Are you trying to get out of here?"

That last question about technology is actually gold. She will try to talk about technology and what her favorite is, but don't let her. Tell her it is just a yes or no question. Regardless of what she says, just slowly now your head, look at her with a slight grin, and say "I figured you would say that." It will actually drive her crazy. Then proceed to change the subject or ask her if she is trying to leave.

Here are things you NEVER say to a girl when you are talking to her.

"I'm the *insert some position* in *insert some organization."
"You have a nice ass"
"you are pretty/beautiful/cool/different/unique"
"can I touch it?"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Want to see my car?"
"Want to see a picture of my dog?"
"I have a boat."
any story that starts with "So this one time…"
"will you come back with me?"
"can i kiss you"
"i want to kiss you"
"your lips look so kissable"
"want to come back to my place?"
"can i take you out for dinner sometime?"

What do all of these have in common? They are what drunk frat boys say, they are needy and permission seeking, and they show that you are trying to prove your self worth.

I'm lucky in that all I have to do is say "My name is Thor" and she usually recognizes that I was SG President, and if she doesn't one of my friends will be a good wingman and jump in and be like "Don't you know Thor? He was the president."

I don't like to use the president card because it is a crutch and it takes the fun out of talking to girls, but honestly I am usually ready to leave if I have resorted to leaving my drunk guy friends to talk to a girl one on one. Two weeks ago I had the most fun I've ever had getting a girl to kiss me. The reason was because I met her outside of a bar scene, she had no idea who I was or if I had any social status, and I literally had to convince her I was cool all through game. It was a rush, it was exciting, and a hundred times more pleasurable then getting a drunk girl with daddy issues to kiss me at abels. I actually told the girl I was gay but experimenting, and for whatever reason she couldn't tell if I was lying or not. Then I made fun of her for being a lot younger than me and telling her she had so much to look forward to in the coming years. It worked, I won, and then got chased out of the lake house by her boyfriend who was trying to kill me…. but thats a whole different blog post I could write about another time.

You don't have to be the President though, just come up with something. Even if you are "Larry the guy with green pants" girls will want to hook up with you. They may think you are uglier than an ape, but they can go home and tell all their friends that they hooked up with "Larry the green pants guy" and all their friends will laugh and be like "oh i saw him barf on another girl at blind pig once, he is really funny though." If you can't tell, when I am not Thor the president, I am Larry the green pants guy that sometimes gets too drunk and barfs on adpi's.

The final piece of advice I have for talking to girls is to confuse them. Honestly they deserve it, they have perplexed men since the beginning of time when they tricked us to eat the devil's food in the garden of eden. Give them a taste of their own medicine. If you can confuse their brain, then they will go home with you. Again, I don't know why and it doesn't make sense but it just does. I have blogged a list of text messages where I have said things that literally make no sense to me, but have prompted a favorable response from the female I was texting. Oh and while we are on it, DON'T TEXT GIRLS! They don't care what you are doing, and they don't want you to ask them about their day. Seriously, they have girlfriends for all that. You don't really care, you just want to sleep with them. I only text girls that I hook up with two things "DT?" or "coming over tonight?" Thats it. I don't want to know what they had for lunch or what they thought about the Justin Bieber movie, that is the nice clingy guys job to find all that out. I just want to know if she is going to spend the night, or if I need to text someone else for that.

In conclusion, women are the best. You should love them and treat them with respect. Do the opposite of what they want, unless they say no. Always do what they say when they say no! I am by no means a master of any of this. I strike out twice as much as I succeed. In the next post are some of my biggest failures, they are funny, and I actually suck with girls, I have just managed to find a couple things that work and keep swinging even after I strike out over and over again. Sometimes I worry that I am callous to love and emotion because I will block a girl after she leaves my apartment because I never want to hear from her again, and I can't even remember her name. So then I have to block like four girls with the name that I think it could be. But…. some day I will love someone, and make her my wife, and have children and settle down. I thought I found her twice, but turns out I didn't because one is in Costa Rica, and the other doesn't love me back for whatever reason, actually she has plenty of reason. She knows I'm actually an engineering nerd that was lucky to get with her in the first place with my nerd socks, cargo pants, and shrunk crop top shirts that I dried too hot in the dryer.

Also read the following two books, they are very eye-opening. Just google free pdf and then the title and you should be able to find them. They are each a couple hundred pages long but you will learn lots.

Conquer your campus - Mark Redman (I think)
Attraction isn't a choice - David Deangelo


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  2. As a woman, I am so offended by this long-winded piece of self-affirmation that I don't even know where to start. You have just successfully ensured that no intelligent, self-respecting female will ever have anything to do with you again. You managed to objectify and generalize about 50% of the entire world with one post. When I go out and meet guys, the only thing I really ask for right off the bat is to not be treated as if I am interchangeable with every other girl in the venue. In fact, I don't like it when guys "try to confuse me", I actually like it when they text me back, and I certainly hate it when my desirable qualities are listed out as if I am racehorse going to stud. If we really are "unique" you can start respecting us by not writing a blog post on how we all like to be treated.

    On the other hand, if this was satirical piece, great work!
  3. Thor puts female friend in place by guaranteeing that her job in life is to help mother the next generation Even in his apology, he reveals his misogyny.
  4. You still don't get it.
  5. Additionally, have fun with the google results your future employers come up with when typing in your name. High five bro.
  6. I'm confused, is this satire? If so, shouldn't we all take a deep breath?


    1. I suspect he doesn't know what satire means.
  7. It was a piece of garbage and your friend should never forgive you for being so freaking pompous. Think before you speak, bro.
  8. He probably did think and this is the scary part. Even in this "apology" he revealed his true self: pompous, misogynistic, arrogant asshole.
  9. I'm glad you're sorry because you lost a friend. Wait, no I'm not! If that was the only reason for you taking down this post, you're still a disgusting misogynistic ass.
  10. I am so upset to see this come from a Longhorn's voice.

    The proof that you haven't learned a thing is that instead of apologizing to every female who had the tolerance to read that entire piece of garbage, you try to defend your words as "satire" and give an apology to one person. You claim to love women as you reduce us to items of physical conquer and "life-making" seduction. The pure fact that you would sit down and write such a long post on your "expertise" is misogynistic enough.

    Kindly grow up and learn to have respect for someone besides yourself. And while you're at it, apologize profusely to your mother for making her pay for your dumb, privileged mistakes.

    Or maybe you could just "confuse" her in your intellectual superiority.
  11. You suck at thinking. Good day, sir.
  12. Thor, your ego truly got the best of you. Better learn now than later.
    I don't think you hate women, I think you love yourself so blindly you can't see anything else.
  13. "Go Vegan." I read this as, "Despite my glaring omissions of human decency, I still think of myself as being in a position to tell you what to do." Well, you'll make a great addition to the body of politicians some day. Good luck with your sense of ontological superiority.
  14. Oh honey..if a farm wife from halfway across the country knows who you are, then you have really screwed up. And all of your future employers will be able to see these deep thoughts forever. You would have been better off with sexting or something; at least as seen as youthful stupidity. But this..? Best of luck to you in your future endeavors. Perhaps aiming for self-employment would be your best option.


    1. Haha! I know who he is.. and I live in Norway :D
    2. Mr.Lund is truly an international asshole!
  15. Dude, speaking as a recent UT alum, you need to get over yourself and your egoistical bs. Sad to see people like you as the face of anything I was associated with. Really you took this down because people informed you of how much of a dick you are, and you made an ass of yourself. Many people in the UT community don't want your asinine comments to be associated in any way with their institution. Get ready for your time at UT to be the high point of your life carrying that entitled attitude with you.

    To restate another comment: EVEN YOUR APOLOGY IS MISOGYNISTIC. Women are more than machines on earth to give birth to asshats like yourself.
  16. Here's a SHAMED her. You didn't "ashame her."

    If you're going to go on misogynistic rants, at least, AT LEAST, use proper grammar. Tool.


    1. There's no need to nitpick his grammar... That's truly the least of the problems here.
  17. Hey, I'd definitely recommend you keep getting help. People make mistakes, and yours seemed to come mostly from ignorance. BUT you're taking the steps to educate yourself and taking the most constructive criticism and comments, as evidenced by your thoughts on male privilege (study more on that, gender roles, societal expectations and imperatives for women as well as the concept of the male gaze). While you said/are still kinda saying some fairly misogynistic and uneducated things that can be helped and it's fairly easy for you to understand what was wrong and better yourself, which you seem to be trying to do! It takes time and an effort to really grasp some of these concepts! Keep up the good work and I hope you can get past this event in your life. Also, please try to not let the most vitriolic (and least helpful, guys) comments get to you.
  18. The misogyny comes through brightly shining; ditto the huge ego, the cluelessness, and confusion about how to put thoughts to keyboard - in other words - incredibly bad writing, while also managing to show to how intellectually shallow you are. I'm not sure where "large purses" and "technology" (exactly how do YOU define technology, anyway?) fit into this picture, if at all. I have some advice for you, Thor: learn to use grammar, learn to spell, make your sentences coherent, AND, stop writing about women - your experience is very obviously extremely limited, and you weren't paying attention when you did encounter a woman. I sincerely hope there will come a day when your frontal lobes are completely mature, and you see what is important in life. You seem to have some respect for your Mother - she's a woman.
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Truth hurts! You have to be cruel to be kind. I don't understand why women got upset. He's just telling the truth.
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Too bad he had to compromise his principles and back down
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Is that a descendant of Alfred E. Newman?
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And he says women are hard to understand?????
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He is a Texan and we expect no less from the evolutionary impaired.
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I don't believe this man has ever seen a woman naked- well maybe at a special club.
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He looks like Alfred E. Neuman from Mad Magazine.
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And I would say when she points and laughs at your naked body, she is telling the truth!
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He is very immature, very unfunny, and very naive. Idiot.
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So am I lying when I say I think Thor Lund is an idiot? I'm fully dressed BTW. Somehow I doubt this guy gets many ladies naked, he really doesn't understand women.
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hahaha... like HE'D know!!
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This self-involved boy is completely deluded.
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The only woman who will tell a man the truth is his Mother !
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"The only way to get a woman to tell the truth is to get her naked"--No, Thor, not even then. How many times has a naked woman told you, "That was AMAZING!"?
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I think that sweater is keeping him from meeting Miss Right.
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What a dork
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He lives in Texas and he's a vegan?
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He's kin to Ted Cruz, Texas Senator.
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This sweater is more disturbing than any of the junk he's spewing.
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Nice sweater.
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Judging from the photo, his "knowledge" of women would be largely speculative.
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No reason to be offended, or visit his blog.
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What did he do or say wrong?
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How to offend a woman? be a man!
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he will probably cringe in a few years.
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I'm not loving that cardigan, that's for sure!
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Reminds me of Jay from Inbetweeners. He ain't getting laid, not in that jumper!
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As if he's ever seen a woman naked.
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that's a load of rubbish "yes darling you were magnificent" is usually a lie.
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From the looks of him, I doubt he's seen many naked women!
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His knowledge about women is equivalent to another young person the same age, who solely drinks cheap wine coolers, subsequently believing he's a wine connoisseur
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Does anyone really think this guy have ever seen a naked woman in person?
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Wow--how did a twelve year old get into UT and become a student president???
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He is stupid and wrong, why? Because whenever I'm naked, I lie like a trooper.
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If he thinks we only lie while wearing clothes, he can't have met (m)any naked women!!!
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Sorry, they still lie even when naked...
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But even naked men will still lie.
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if a girl is lieing about her natural hair colour this could be true
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He looks and sounds very unpleasant to me. He hardly is very successful with ladies.
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I can pretty much guarantee that no woman picked out that sweater for him, and that he probably hasn't seen too many women naked. Most likely been told 'no' a lot.
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If that was true it would make job interviews and court cases much more interesting...
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With his geeky looks I don't think he'll get many woman naked.
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It¿ obviously never occurred to him that women have been known to fake orgasms
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Whatever he learned about women was learned at a distance.
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This is not sexism. If a woman wrote something like this about a man (which I am sure is already out there) I doubt there would be an uprising. Stop being so sensitive people. People love drama. - a growed ass woman
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They are not really women at that age. It's a lot of uptalk and fry. Wait until you are 30 and then see what you found out.
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I don't think he could pick anyone up in that weird nordic cosby sweater. Only hipsters pull that off.
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Erm, looking at his photo I very much doubt that any woman has ever got naked near him. Unless he paid them, possibly.
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What rubbish and long winded rubbish at that. He knows nothing and looks as though he's never even had a girlfriend for more than 5 mins. Why not just get on with your day pal and keep your silly crap to yourself.
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he seems to have a thing about oversized purses!
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'I love women, a lot. I love when they look at me, talk to me, and laugh at me. ' ......yeah, that last part sounds about right.
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What he's learned about women is apparently very little. But what I've learned about him is that he has zero taste in fashion and that sweater would embarrass a hobo.
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It's okay to have opinions. I get that. But how would he like it if someone posted that guys with droopy eyes and big noses are all red neck hill billies and should be avoided at all costs. Or guys who wear zip up sweaters are all Mama's boys. You really can't tell what a person is like by superficial means. It takes time to get to know someone. And let me tell you, Thor baby......after this, you'll be lucky if you ever see a woman naked again!
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He thinks we tell the truth when we are naked.........yeah right. And I suppose no woman ever faked an orgasm?
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It's not a game, you don't have to trick people into bed with you. It's called striking up a relationship and if you don't have enough about you to be able to do that just by being yourself, then you won't have any respect for yourself and neither will anyone else.
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That is what he learned. If you don't like it or disagree then do your own research and publish your findings. Since when did everyone become so bloody sensitive....!?
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urgh. He's gross
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The sexism might possibly be forgiven if it were true or funny but it's neither.
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As a former spy and B&D Master, I have to admit that Mr Lund is telling a fact long known to CIA. The truth always hurts when we pry it out from under fantasy. Of course, both men and women are susceptible to this, but with women - well, it;s just more fun. Orgasm, anyone?
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There is a name for men who understand women... Misogynists
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Going to university sometimes doesn't help and some people remain idiots.
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The bloke is deluded, he would be lucky to get a blow up doll naked, never mind a confused female he is trying to "neg". Most women can spot men negging a mile off but if you can't here is a clue, if a conversation with any man makes you feel insecure, unhappy, even just abit off, or if you have any niggling doubt that something doesn't quite feel right, even though the bloke if coming across as nice or just a joker, then get as much distance between you and him. Don't let insecure plebs mess with your head so they can have a laugh/ and or lay at your expense!!!! A tactic hailed in the woman hater's bible "the game", any guy who belives this is nuts, the amount of men, my friends, and myself have blown out of the water the minute they start this tripe is unbelievable. You want to get a woman naked? want to get her to open up and be truthful? Don't be nasty, cruel or play games with her head.
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Student? He looks like a middle aged man!
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With that cardigan I find anything he says bogus before he even opens him rude and ignorant mouth.
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The only time you might get truth from a man is when he's drunk and incapable of lying.
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what you have learned from this story is that men will always be confused about women - no matter his genes/DNA, country of parental origin - the US state in which he lives or what he looks like or level of education. The only man in America who really understands women is Hugh Hefner - he made them look beautiful and then gave them lots of money and made them famous forever - he paid attention to them and flattered them with clever lighting...... and he did pretty well also.
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Advice on women? 1) One at a time. 2) Never compare a woman to any other woman unless it's to say how much better they are. 3) The only safe answer to "How do I look?" is "Irresistible!". 4) When asked to comment on another woman, say you didn't notice her or can't remember what she looked like. 5) Say as little as possible, listen as much as possible. 6) Be your own man and don't try to please her: You're not a dog. Be loving and respectful, but if she needs to be told to shut up and behave, tell her. But remember the same goes for you, we all screw up now and then. - That'll do for now. lol

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  • Looks like we've got a Filner/Weiner in the making here...

  • UglyMummy

    haha ...i think someone has mommy issues

  • hlnbabe

    He reread Tucker Max too many times in high school and because his parents were upper middle class and gave him everything (including no oversight on his upbringing), he was able to embody his idol. We've all met this guy - he wears rainbows, drives an old beamer, and always has a huge tab at the local college bar on his parents credit card. Sadly, there were enough insecure girls out there to think he was a "catch" or "coo" which inflates his head even more and allows this dribble to pervade his psyche.
    In 5 years, when he's (hopefully) out on his own, he'll regret ever publishing this and if he doesn't he'll be on some third rate reality show in which we'll pity him for his massive narcissism. Just survive until next week, everyone, when no one remembers him and we start discussing the newest "dude" to divulge his "lady secrets".

  • JellyKelly

    Personally, I think this is hilarious because it's true. We can sit here all day long and call him bad names, but how many of you are not married and waiting for the late night text from a d-bag you hope will eventually change his mind and fall in love with you? How many of you women gossip with your friends about slutty girls at parties that fall for this crap - because these are the ones that are gorgeous and look for guys named Thor, and guys like Thor don't pay you half the attention as they do these easy, pretty, body-like-a-goddess, little things? You can get your back up all you like, but deep down, you know this guy is just being honest, and if we have half a brain, we can now change OUR way of thinking so maybe buttholes like Thor can change his.

    • hlnbabe JellyKelly

      I agree in the sense that clearly enough women have given in to his "charms" for him to have gotten such an ego to think he can write this. However, what's disturbing is the generalization that all women are like this (they aren't) and that he thinks a lot of this behavior is okay.

      • JellyKelly hlnbabe

        Guys, women, everyone - do and say things they can get away with. Clearly he has gotten away with acting like this and he thinks he has it all figured out. The next time one of these girls with a boat and daddy issues throws a drink on him, maybe it will change his perspective. Until then, he will continue on, and nothing will change.

  • Kitty Van Holland

    There are no words to describe this man that aren't swear words.

  • Girl_Friday

    Can we just dig a big hole and throw all men who suscribe to this kind of thinking into it?

  • Daemos_one

    Oh Thor...
    Shut the hell up

  • Janti

    Neg the shit out of the ones you like - Almost got a point there looking at some of the assholes some women date.....

  • Roberta

    This is amazing. And by amazing, I mean it is amazing he actually gets laid with this bullcrap.

  • Plum Pea Dahl

    How could anyone resist this charmer? I guess he's got us all figured out! #sarcasm

  • jovan1984

    You know, I'd like to put a boot in Thor Lund's ass for his "dating" tips.

  • NorthoftheBorder Gold

    Thor seems to be correct about many things. Definitely correct about the feet!!

  • Ali

    God, these self-congratulatory assholes with their sexist dating humor...they all end up falling in love with girls who are genuine and intelligent--and who want noooothiiiing to do with them. Then they're singing a different tune: girls aren't just funny, easily manipulated little idiots with oversized purses; suddenly, they're scheming, devious trickster bitches with steal your heart and then stomp on it! Luckily, after those experiences, we won't be subjected to this garbage from the Thor Lunds and Tucker Maxes of the world. It wouldn't do any good to try an educate a proud troglodyte like this guy--someone somewhere is gonna take him down about 10 notches before he reaches actual adulthood, and he'll go radio silent REAL quick.

    • Amasake Ali

      So true! He will meet his match & she will wrap him around her finger and he will run crying back to Mommy.

  • Jaycey Rae

    I love that he says that his close friend will be the first women president in this blog. Has he not heard of Hillary Clinton, or is he just WAY more connected than we know? lol.

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