April 20, 2012
JESTER WEST DORMITORY, 201 East 21st Street
Underage Prayer Service
Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor: UT student arrested for paying homage to the porcelain god. The officers located the student and learned she had partied downed at establishments over the course of the night. The student boasted she consumed 13 shots of whiskey, but had thrown up most of it. The officers learning the student was under the legal age of 21 issued a court appearance citation for Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor. The student refused Austin EMS, word. Occurred on: 4-20-12, at 3:20 AM.
100 BLOCK EAST 21st STREET
Puked On Buddy
Public Intoxication (2 Counts): A UT Police Officer discovered two UT students lying next to each other on the sidewalk. One student had experienced alcohol rejection reaction. The other student was received the reaction and was resting in the Splash Zone. Neither student could remember how much alcohol they had consumed, but it was apparently too much. Both students were taken into custody for Public Intoxication and transported to Central Booking. Occurred on: 4-20-12, at 1:44 AM.
1900 BLOCK RED RIVER
Need A Little Help Here, Officerrrrr
Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor: A non-UT subject needing assistance to change a tire so she wave at a cop. The waved at officers started changing the tire, the non-UT subject began slurring. She slurred she had just gotten off work as a barftender. Officers finished the routine tire rotation and mounting, they noticed breath stank and noted she was slurring her words more and stuff. The girl mentioned she rocked several shots of alcohol prior to leaving work. The officers soon discovered she was under the legal age of 21. The subject was issued a court appearance citation for Consumption of Alcohol by a Minor. The officers contacted a taxi company. Occurred on: 4-20-12, at 3:05 AM.
2100 BLOCK GUADALUPE
Night Guarding is a Crime
Public Intoxication: A UT Police Officer observed a non-UT nature lover hunched over providing alcohol enriched compost to a small clump of bushes. Lovely wafting odor of vomit filled the spring afternoon. UT Police celebrated the occasion taking the wood fairy into custody for Public Intoxication and transported to Central Booking. As for her other friends of nature, they were never seen. Occurred on: 4-20-12, at 2:55 PM.