Tuesday, May 22, 2012

U.T. Pee your Pants Partier Goes to Jail

Public Intoxication: A UT Police Officer saw this dude exit a taxi and stagger away. The subject waggered across the street and joyfully avoided being hit by cars and bicycles. During the investigation, the Man detected strong booze breath and noted other signs of being loaded. The main man officer saw the dude peed his pants, not cool bro. When asked how much alcohol he had downed, captain wasteoid replied, "A lot". The subject was taken into custody for Public Intoxication and transported to Central Booking. Occurred on: 5-20-12, at 8:16 PM. will you got to give the guy props for taking a cab. location: 100 BLOCK EAST DEAN KEETON SKull Front may appear.

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